the month i joined college

(in a classroom in the film studies dept: a slightly acquainted irritating female is seated behind me)

x: (in a high pitched irritating voice): hey, ur bf is reaally cuute!!!!!! (she sounds that surprised...as if me having a cute? bf is a complete reversal of the cosmic order)
me (politely smiling and with a finality that i thought would suggest closure of conversation): thank you.
x: no, i mean reallly, yaa...hes sooooooo cuuuutttteeee!!!!!! like realllllllyyyyyyyy reallllyyyyyyy....
me (by now thoroughly embarassed and slightly unnerved): ahahaha
x(continuing in the same irritating phoney falsetto): no, i'm not kidding..honestly he's very very veryyyyyy chweet (follows up with a bright friendly smile)
me (the demon of obsessive possessiveness having shaken off its soporificness):hahahaha (the high strung laughter of one driven to the edge)
x: but yaa....
(she's cut short and saved a gruesome end with the prof entering the class...*phew*)




NB
1) i have replaced Slightly Acquainted Irritating Female with x fer obvious reasons
2) does the word soporificness exist?