If I were a beginning, I would be: the Big Bang
If I were a month, I would be: April! ( no surprise there)
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: after midnight
If I were a planet, I would be: mars?
If I were a season, I would be: monsoon
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a sea lion
If I were a direction, I would be: east
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a bean bag!
If I were a sin, I would be: gluttony
If I were a liquid, I would be: red wine
If I were a fraud/scare, I would be: Frank Abagnale Jr
If I were a gem, I would be: sapphire
If I were a tree, I would be: the tree of knowledge
If I were a tool, I would be: a hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: jasmine
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: stormy, kalbioshakhi-type
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a piano
If I were an animal, I would be: a cat (duh!)
If I were an emotion, I would be: sorrow
If I were a vegetable, I would be: alooooo!
If I were a sound, I would be: a beethoven sonata
If I were an element, I would be: air
If I were a car, I would be: a small two seater operating on battery (NOT nano)
If I were a song, I would be: love song to a stranger by joan baez
If I were a food, I would be: mutton biryani
If I were a place, I would be: calcutta
If I were a material, I would be: silk, tussar
If I were a taste, I would be: tangy
If I were a scent, I would be: smelling like the Brut Mask aftershave
If I were a religion, I would be: Roman Catholic (don't judge me)
If I were a sentence, I would be: It's elementary my dear Watson.
If I were a body part, I would be: clitoris
If I were a facial expression, I would be: a grimace
If I were a subject in college, I would be: Special Author- Sylvia Plath :)
If I were a shape, I would be: a rectangle
If I were a quantity, I would be: ???
If I were a colour, I would be: azure
If I were a thing, I would be: a book
If I were a landmass, I would be: sunderban and ladakh
If I were a book, I would be: a hitchhikker's guide to the galaxy (the real one, not the novel)
If I were a monument, I would be: the sistine chapel (is that a monument?)
If I were an artist, I would be: Van Gogh/Michelangelo
If I were a collection of poems, I would be: Collected poems of Sylvia Plath and Jibanananda Das
If I were a landscape, I would be: bumpy and very green
If I were a watch, I would be: fastrack
If I were God, I would be: Aphrodite
If I were a vowel, I would be: a
If I were a consonant, I would be: m
If I were a formula, I would be: e=mc squared (i can't remember any other formula)
If I were a Science, I would be: veterinary science
If I were a theory, I would be: feminist/queer theory
If I were a famous person, I would be: howard hughes/annie hall
If I were an electronic equipment, I would be: an electronic razer
If I were a sport, I would be: football/soccer
If I were a movie, I would be: the royal tenenbaums
If I were a cartoon, I would be: the tom and jerry show
If I were an explorer, I would be: marco polo
If I were a scientist, I would be: newton (he had a cat, didn't he?)
If I were a relation, I would be: umm?
If I were a river, I would be: I wouldn't be a river...they'd dam me up...ok maybe, Narmada
If I were intoxication, I would be: induced by shots of tequila
If I were alone, I would be: lonely
If I were a question, then I would be: where's the party, yaar?
If I were a hobby, I would be: a collection of big colourful and rare stamps
If I were a habit, I would be: nymphomania
If I were an end, I would be: the end of the universe
3 comments:
Why Friday and rectangle? Also, men are supposed to be from Mars, so why do you want to be Mars?
newton was a cat too, professor shonku's. she mauled a haunting mummy types once, egyptian goddess ishtyle. and april is, erm, the cruellest month. and also ithought the tree of knowledge only grew out of facebook applications these days.
If I were a beginning, I would be: 'the beginning of a beautiful friendship'
If I were a month, I would be: April :-)
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: dawn
If I were a planet, I would be: earth
If I were a season, I would be: spring
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a dolphin (they have sex for pleasure)
If I were a direction, I would be: at the crossroads
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a hidden cabinet
If I were a sin, I would be: gluttony
If I were a liquid, I would be: water
If I were a fraud/scare, I would be: doing card tricks
If I were a gem, I would be: a gem of a human being
If I were a tree, I would be: a banyan tree
If I were a tool, I would be: fire
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: togor phool
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a mosquito-less, pleasant, summer evening with a gentle breeze
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a piano
If I were an animal, I would be: an ant (so that I get killed quickly)
If I were an emotion, I would be: happiness
If I were a vegetable, I would be: tomato
If I were a sound, I would be: 'oi'
If I were an element, I would be: mercury
If I were a car, I would be: a car from Spielberg's film AI
If I were a song, I would be: 'What a wonderful world' by Louis Armstrong
If I were a food, I would be: mutton biryani (with ghee)
If I were a place, I would be: Park Street Cemetery
If I were a material, I would be: silk
If I were a taste, I would be: the taste of jilipi
If I were a scent, I would be: the scent of himsagar aam.
If I were a religion, I would be: Buddhism (so as to make life ethical) or Judaism (so as to be further entrenched in a rigid and harsh system because life in itself is harsh and being in a harsh religious code will erase all traces of the desire for justice and fairness)
If I were a sentence, I would be: And they lived happily ever after.
If I were a body part, I would be: hair on the head
If I were a facial expression, I would be: daat kelane
If I were a subject in college, I would be: literature
If I were a shape, I would be: a spiral
If I were a quantity, I would be: 70 kg
If I were a colour, I would be: black
If I were a thing, I would be: a photograph of my happiest moment (don't know what that is)
If I were a landmass, I would be: Madagascar
If I were a book, I would be: The Little Prince
If I were a monument, I would be: Michelangelo's Pieta in St. Peter's Basilica
If I were an artist, I would be: Van Gogh/Michelangelo :-)
If I were a collection of poems, I would be: Edward Lear's book of nonsense poems
If I were a landscape, I would be: the lake in Godfather II where Freddo is killed
If I were a watch, I would be: a James Bond watch with a special hook which I can use to move up/down
If I were God, I would be: resigning
If I were a vowel, I would be: o
If I were a consonant, I would be:h
If I were a formula, I would be: Getafix's magic potion which gives strength
If I were a Science, I would be: veterinary science
If I were a theory, I would be: occult theory
If I were a famous person, I would be: Mother Teresa
If I were an electronic equipment, I would be: a time machine
If I were a sport, I would be: football
If I were a movie, I would be: Casablanca
If I were a cartoon, I would be: a Looney Tunes character (I would want to be Bugs Bunny but I would be Porky Pig)
If I were an explorer, I would be: David Attenborough
If I were a scientist, I would be: someone who eliminated the acne gene
If I were a relation, I would be: a love relation
If I were a river, I would be: polluted
If I were intoxication, I would be: reversible
If I were alone, I would be: thoughtful
If I were a question, then I would be: What's the point of life?
If I were a hobby, I would be: doing a secret hop, skip and jump
If I were a habit, I would be: brooding
If I were an end, I would be: the end of life
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