Monday, May 08, 2006


calvin's dad: once upon a time there was...
calvin: hold it. this story doesn't have any shoot-ups in it, does it?
cd (looking a little startled): you mean guns? no.
c: any violence at all?
cd: um...not really.
c: any references to satanism? any profanity? any car chases? any lewd parts?
cd: of course not!
c: what makes you think i'll like it?


scientific progress goes "boink"
bill watterson

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